Prioritized list of foods, best last

• Dirt / Pebbles
  
• You Know
• Piñon/Juniper Twig
• Old Pine Cone
  
• Baby Carrot
• Diet Kibble
• Apple Core
• Regular Kibble
• New, Ripe Pine Cone w/ Nuts Intact
• Dead creatures in the yard, preferably no more than 8 or 9 days old
  
• Cheerios
• Milk Biscuit, Plain
• Cat Food
  
• Pepperidge Farm Goldfish
• Almonds
  
• Milk Biscuit with Thin Layer of PB or Cream Cheese
  
• All Cheeses and Cheese Rinds (pepper jack excluded)
• All Meats (raw,stewed, roasted, fried, baked, dried, green or not)
  
• Trader Joe's Soft Dog Treats AKA PB Newtons!