Ahoy, matey! Yo ho ho!
It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Never mind that Switzerland be landlocked!
Avast, belay and heave to! Give over timely yon chest of biscuits and newtons and I won't run ye through, miserable bilge rat!
It's a full dram of treats or Davy Jones' Locker at full fathom five, scurve, so ye best stand and deliver!
