Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Sheila drives through Washington DC


She told Randy she didn't care for the traffic.

More precisely: "IT SUCKED!"

Randy mumbled something about traffic not being the only thing that sucks in DC.1

Apparently Google Maps told her to drive straight through the city and neglected to mention the Beltway. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, if you survive.

Happily, she is now safely ensconced in the countryside of southeastern Pennsylvania at Leslie's place. Her prognosis for a complete recovery is good.

She is leaving for Columbia, MD and the Sheep and Wool Festival on Friday. No further auto-related trauma is forecast at this time.

The plan for tomorrow is a lazy day in Pennsylvania. The major activity will be a visit to the Dansko factory outlet in West Grove.

I thought Sheila did that last year. What is the deal with human females and shoes, anyway?

1Please see my legal disclaimer posted last Groundhog Day

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

News from Charleston


My mom had a relaxing day in old Charleston yesterday. She said the weather was perfect and there's lots of seafood around. Best of all, the ocean is right there.

The Chi Institute was fun, but not relaxing, as they crammed so much information about traditional Chinese vet medicine in her head she was wondering if it was going to explode. The drive from Ocala to Charleston after classes wrapped up on Sunday afternoon was a bit of a trek because she had to plow through a tornado warning in Gainesville and a gigantic construction delay on I-95 near the Okefenokee swamp in Georgia. Randy says Georgia has more orange construction barrels on the roads than anywhere else he has been.

She was tired by the time she got to Charleston Sunday night, but Monday made up for that. Instead of trying to cram more information into her head by going to Fort Sumter, she let a Percheron named Bill cart her around. Bill's shift is six weeks on and four weeks off, and yesterday was the last day before his vacation. He said he was feeling antsy and was looking forward to horsing around on the pasture for a while. Randy said Bill must belong to a pretty good union(the Teamsters?).

Sheila was quite excited about getting to ride shotgun. Later she had dinner with an old friend from graduate school. She didn't say if she did any shopping(we always find out about that later).

Now she's off with her Monster drink to her next overnight in Richmond. She'll hit Lancaster County tomorrow, where she will impose herself on old friends for a couple of days and sweetly ask to use their washing machine. Her biggest problem right now is that she can't find the AUX jack on her rental car.

Sheila says she likes the nomadic lifestyle, hopping from one Hampton Inn to the next, but also said she missed me a lot and would probably come home after the Maryland Sheep and Wool Festival this weekend.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Needle week

My mom will be flitting up and down the east coast for a week or so. She got on the plane in ABQ yesterday, but not before her Leatherwoman tool was seized at the airport.

The first stop is in Ocala to continue 90 hours of education in traditional Chinese veterinary medicine, with an emphasis on the theory and practice of small animal acupuncture. If I see her later with a box of needles I must remember to run outside immediately. I am not sure I am a small animal, but it is best to err on the side of caution.

Then Sheila the shop girl is off to the Maryland Sheep and Wool Festival with Leslie and Martha(maybe), her friends in Lancaster County. She probably won't buy a sheep but will certainly buy roving as it is naturally light and can be compressed to the density of a neutron star inside one's suitcase. The TSA would confiscate a ewe, no doubt. They are a tiresome bunch.

Along the way, she is stopping in Charleston and Richmond. The plan is to visit Fort Sumter(an attempt to understand Southerners?). I don't know what she is going to do in Richmond. Visit a tobacco farm? None of this seems to have anything to do with needles. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of tiny minds, I suppose. Or is that little minds?

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Yikes!

Another rabbit appeared in the house this morning. I can't explain it; perhaps it is ZZ's doppelganger.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

It's my birthday!

Yes, I'm an April Fool, beginning my ninth year as humans reckon time.

Randy gave me a little peanut butter on my breakfast biscuits this morning and promised me half a slice of turkey bacon with my kibble tonight. I got an extra big cuddle from Sheila after breakfast before she fluttered off to her yarn store.

Lots of treats today!
  • a small piece of cheddar cheese
  • a few liver crackers (3 calories apiece, but not bad at all)
  • an apple core
  • a small piece of banana
  • three Pepperidge Farm goldfish, and then more when Randy accidentally spilled some on the floor
  • turkey bacon, as promised
  • two pieces of delicious, chewy heartworm preventative.
Sheila asked Randy if he thought I wanted a candle with dinner. He said he didn't think so, unless it had a slice of smoked ham wrapped around it.

I like birthdays and it seems to me that, being a dog, I should get seven of them each human year.