Thursday, April 1, 2010

It's my birthday!

Yes, I'm an April Fool, beginning my ninth year as humans reckon time.

Randy gave me a little peanut butter on my breakfast biscuits this morning and promised me half a slice of turkey bacon with my kibble tonight. I got an extra big cuddle from Sheila after breakfast before she fluttered off to her yarn store.

Lots of treats today!
  • a small piece of cheddar cheese
  • a few liver crackers (3 calories apiece, but not bad at all)
  • an apple core
  • a small piece of banana
  • three Pepperidge Farm goldfish, and then more when Randy accidentally spilled some on the floor
  • turkey bacon, as promised
  • two pieces of delicious, chewy heartworm preventative.
Sheila asked Randy if he thought I wanted a candle with dinner. He said he didn't think so, unless it had a slice of smoked ham wrapped around it.

I like birthdays and it seems to me that, being a dog, I should get seven of them each human year.